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“Earthen hair” must be distinguished from “earthen ware.” In some parts of the world earthen hair has been dyed blonde. The people in those districts have lower intelligence. But blonde-earth advocates are lobbying for funds to send Rubick’s cubes to all these people to help raise their IQ’s. Addiction to the cubes is also expected to turn their attentions away from coloring the earth-hair, which is considered an international disaster contributing to global tepidity.
ukweli 
25 January 2007 at 6:01 |
When I first read this I thought you said “air”… I WAS in total agreement…
25 January 2007 at 22:39 |
If the earth decides to bring sexy back, we all die. Or at least it will look like we all live in the suburbs.
28 January 2007 at 8:43 |
“Earthen hair” must be distinguished from “earthen ware.” In some parts of the world earthen hair has been dyed blonde. The people in those districts have lower intelligence. But blonde-earth advocates are lobbying for funds to send Rubick’s cubes to all these people to help raise their IQ’s. Addiction to the cubes is also expected to turn their attentions away from coloring the earth-hair, which is considered an international disaster contributing to global tepidity.
28 January 2007 at 16:06 |
In that case, I’m trying to figure out if it’s hairdo is in style or not.
28 January 2007 at 16:06 |
“its”