The Devil’s Easy Logic

12 August 2015 by

cosmic manatee

NOAA Tabular Weather

16 September 2013 by

This is my favorite source of weather forecast.

Stand Up Comedy Alert

15 June 2013 by

This coming Thursday I will be fulfilling a dream. I am going to participate in an open mic stand up comedy extravaganza. Albert J. Burnes and other seasoned comics will be performing after the open mic section.

If you’d like to attend, here are the details:
20 June 2013
Open Fire Pizza
3951 Broadway Street
Kansas City, MO 64111
Open Mic starts at 9 pm

I’d love to see you there.

An Example of Why I Love my Wife

6 February 2012 by

I recently received the following volley of emails from my wife while she was waiting to board a plane.

Subject: Animal plane
Maureen to: Toby
02/02/2012 08:39 AM

You know Frontier is the airline with the talking animals commercials…i’ve been excited all morning to find out which animal would be on my plane….but I can’t see it due to the sun!!! it’s either a lemur, a leopard cub, or a skunk.  Maybe I’ll ask the pilot, ha…


Subject: Animal planes
Maureen to: Toby
02/02/2012 09:00 AM

Update…possibly a white tiger cub????!!! Still hard to say.


Subject: Re: Animal planes
Maureen to: Toby
02/02/2012 09:06 AM

Oh my gah its a BADGER!!!

Put This in Your Pipe and Smoke It

3 November 2011 by

Dang, it looks like good old alcohol exceeds cannabis in both dependence and harm. Also, avoid heroin.



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