Practical Tuesday / White Socks Stigma

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It’s Practical Tuesday. American men, this one goes out specifically to you. If you are crossing any of the oceans of this earth, do not carry your white socks with you. White socks are a dead giveaway that the wearer is an American man basically anywhere on earth. You might as well wear a t-shirt with an US flag on it, which I have seen many of you do, even in Nairobi. This is a profoundly bad idea. Here is just a little tip for both travel and the future. NEVER offer information. White socks are a broadcast.

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3 Responses to “Practical Tuesday / White Socks Stigma”

  1. mike Says:

    i’m wearing white socks now. i think they are pimp. white is back, baby. puffy wears white socks (and white everything) when riding in his white Bentley. i assume your stance on the international wearing of jeans (or other denim article) is similar?

  2. Sage Says:

    Next time I go to Africa, I’m dying my socks orange. No one will know where I am from. They may bow down and worship me.

  3. toby Says:

    “This is your father? He is so young! He is so young and strong! He is so young, fat, and strong!” -Ambrose

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